Europhile: C'est ma vie!

Desperate Times - a weight update

I'm certain everyone is dying to know: Not how does Dan like Prague, or how does Dan enjoy teaching, or even how much beer is Dan drinking, but the eternal question - how is his waistline? I'm here to tell you, the situation is desperate. I am now using the Dan-made sixth hole in my belt and I feel like one of those skaters back in the '90s (remember way back then?), sagging my jeans down to, well, down low.

Apparently eating pork, dumplings, and irresponsible amounts of bread and beer is just not cutting it. Desperate times, indeed. I think this Czech beer is deceptively healthy (how dare they).

I may just have to resort to Plan B.

posted by europhile @ 04:17